Very Interesting ::: Must see this :::

Greg Chappel, the newly appointed Indian cricket team coach has proved the old saying that the team is as good as its eleven players after India faced another humilating loss to Sri Lanka. A coach can instill some basic values but cannot make them to perform in the middle. In his role as a coach, he has not seem to make any changes to the current India’s team fortune in 3 matches they have played under him so far. Rather his actions indicates that there is panic in the camp, one fine day you find Kaif is opening the innings and after 3 matches it is yet to be seen whether Kumble will get an outing who was India’s most successful bowler in the last season.

For eg. Take the case of Australian cricket team which is good not because of their coach John Buchanan but just because they have some great talent and others which are not that great contribute regularly to their cause. I think even if the current Australian team play without a coach they still can beat anybody.

INFOSYSism
You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.

WIPROism
GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.

DELLism
Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow’s milk.

IBMism
You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.

MICROSOFTism
You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.

INTELism
Microsoft makes horse shoes. You nail them to your cows & wonder why they don’t run fast.

SUNism
You have a bull. It doesn’t give milk. You hate Microsoft.

ORACLEism
You have a cow. You don’t know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.

SAPism
You don’t have a cow. You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.

APPLEism
You have a cow. You sell iMilk.

SONYism
You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world’s thinnest milk.

CITIBANKism
Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2…stay on line if you’d like our customer care to milk it for you.

HPism
You don’t know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.

GEism
You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that’s his imagination at work.

RELIANCEism
You don’t yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.

TATAism
You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.

I have been using Airtel’s broadband internet service for last 5 months or so and prior to that I was using Tata Indicom connection. Airtel service and connection speed is far ahead of Tata’s. I had to face just one major breakdown which was for 2 hours or so but Tata’s speed and uptime is awful, they go down once or twice almost everyday and used to have one major breakdown for 6-8 hours at least once every month. I don’t really blame Tata’s but they inherited all that from a rather weak service provider Dishnet.

The only problem with Airtel is that when you call up their customer care, you have to wait for around 120 seconds / 2 minutes before their executive answers your call. I don’t understand whether its been intentionally kept or they are getting so many complaints..??